Frequently Asked Questions

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The page I'm looking at doesn't accept credit cards. Why not?

Some of our members have email addresses which are not recognized by our credit card processing company. You can still pay with a credit card by clicking on the icon below, and the member who brought you here will receive full credit for the referral. This "tracking system" allows us to offer an ever-expanding group of payment options without our having to update everyone's page each time. Your page will probably have this icon already installed on it.

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Do you absolutely 100% guarantee that I'll make money?

Yes, we absolutely do! Even if you just join our program and then forget about it, we guarantee that we'll build your downline for you...and continue to earn you money! If for any reason whatsoever you're not 100% thrilled with our program after just 4 months, we will buy your downline from you for $50.00! We'll even let you keep your personal website AND your free lifetime advertising package, which you can continue to use however you wish! If you're just joining for the 150% money-back guarantee and the free Enterprise Pro traffic-exchange membership, that's totally okay with us...because you're going to be so impressed with our program that you'll never, ever want to leave us! And as for our guarantee...

what could possibly be more fair?

 

Why would we give away our software...and our money?

We just want a chance to show you how a money-making program is supposed to work! No stress, no pressure. You should be able to sit back and relax, and only promote our program if and when you feel like it. In the meantime, we'll be working 24 hours a day to do the work for you. And as a member this service is free to you, for life! Just a couple of quick thoughts: 1.) we're going to advertise our program until it's a household name. 2.) Many people will be able to retire early, just because they participated in our program. The sooner you join, the sooner you can retire. Try mentioning SelfishPricks.com and see how people become interested!

At this point the question you should be asking yourself is "Do I really want to create hundreds of new income streams over the next year?", and if the answer is YES, then there's no safer or easier way to do it on the Internet. 5 minutes from now you can be enjoying the program which is going to change your life, and teach you what it's like to finally have some disposable income!

I heard that pyramids are illegal. Is that true?

Yes, so you should never join a pyramid scheme. SelfishPricks.com is a marketing tool used to distribute downloadable software, so it is technically a multi-level marketing program, making it 100% legal in all 50 states. If you have any doubts, we welcome you to write to the Attorney General of your state, or any other government entity. Our guess is that they'll probably become members! With regard to the rest of the world, we've got our ear to ground. So far, we have not heard of a single country where it is not 100% legal.

 

I always seem to fail. Your program is really different?

There's an old saying: you never fail until you quit trying.

There are hundreds and hundreds of money programs out there, and most of them survive by taking on just a few more members each month than they lose. What that means to the average person is that 90% of their hard work will have been for nothing.

Here's what I mean: suppose you join MountainOfMoney.bucks and you're all excited about getting out there and promoting it. You tell a few of your friends about it, but they're just barely willing to listen. That's because it sounds like a lot of work. But, you keep after them for a while, and eventually 2 of them join the program, just to shut you up. But guess what? One of them will never do anything at all with it. And the other one might mention it to his friends, but he'll give up when he doesn't get any results. The bottom line is that you've gotten half your money back, screwed two of your friends over, and you're worse off than when you started. Does this sound painfully familiar?

Clearly, the secret to success is not by recruiting a bunch of members. It is by taking on a continually growing number of ACTIVE members. Since every person who joins your SelfishPricks downline INSTANTLY and PERMANENTLY becomes active, every month you will have earned a larger amount of free advertising, designed to earn you REAL MONEY.

Our program is designed for people just like you. If you're the kind of person who gets all jazzed about promoting a new program, this one is a thousand times easier to tell people about. All they need to hear is, "Once you join, you never have to do any work...ever". So if your friends and family join under you, it's not any kind of imposition on them. With our 150% money-back guarantee, they'll make money no matter what. Now, if you're the kind of person who joins things and either forgets about them or gives up quickly, that's perfectly fine as well. We're going to get your downline started for you, and then add to it forever!

There's one other kind of person we haven't mentioned. That's the very impatient type who wants lots of results, and he wants them yesterday. That's the kind of member we love most. People who want to milk some serious money out of a program as soon as possible will not only build themselves a huge downline very quickly, but the lucky member who introduced them to our program is going to feel a shower of $20.00 payments in large gusts. And once you get one of these guys promoting for you, you'll start doing the same thing as well. It's exactly the opposite of Ronald Reagan's trickle-down theory. I like to call it the "Pump-it-Up" theory. As our program becomes more popular everyday, more and more members will be taking on "Super-Pumpers". So join our program today, and capture your fair share of web-wizards.

Is there really a strong potential with this? No kidding?

This astonishing system has so much potential, that most people will gasp once they realize how it could change their lives. Let me give you a modest example. Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that each person's automatic monthly 25,000 impressions brings them just 2 new members. That would mean your earnings would be $10.00 (2 x $5.00) for your personal activity for the month. Since your new members have the same advertising as you, let's assume they will also each take on 2 new members for the month. And while their earnings would be initially less than yours, your earnings for their first month would be $80.00 (4 x $20.00). If this process continues to repeat itself, you will theoretically increase your monthly income by a minimum of $80.00 per month, so that by the end of 6 months, your regular recurring income would be a minimum of $480.00 per month. And that's not counting any of the people in your downline who start to become really excited, and pump the program for all it's worth! Get 5 or 10 of those in your downline, and you'll see more money than you can spend!

I think it's safe to say that after 2 years, most members will be making at least $2,000 per month. That's not too bad for a $34.00 investment with no required work! And some people are going to earn 10, 20 or even 50 times that! Can you honestly say no to this kind of financial return? If you came here looking for a sound, money-growing program, then you've found it. Trust in the force...of a global economy. There are billions of people just like you. They all want more money.

Hey, if you're not interested, you're not interested. You can go and find another program, one which requires you to put a bunch of time into it, and then hope for the best. We wish you luck.

How is SelfishPricks.com different than other programs?

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We have created a program which is so astonishingly different that we just can't wait to tell you about it! Firstly, no one ever drops out, and no one ever quits. That's because it comes with a free lifetime of advertising! So, not only do you not have to lift a finger (if you don't want to), but you will continue to earn a larger and larger amount of money every month, regardless of your selfish and lazy nature! That's because we've tiered our payment system to substantially reward those who've been members for 2 or 3 months, because they will have a downline earning them $20.00 at a pop! And whether their downline is in a hurry to create new members or not, they'll still be getting the same lifetime of free advertising that got you where you are! And every ad of theirs that's responded to...will earn YOU a tasty $20.00 commission! I know it sounds almost too good to be true, but it's simply growing so fast that it will soon be in every corner of the world!

Think about this for a moment...what could be better than a program which fulfills 100% of its requirements for you? Anything you do to promote it is extra credit, and those results will simply be frosting! Better yet, the same holds true for your downline, whether you've created it or just let us add to it. Here's the deal: If you're great at online marketing, then by all means promote your program. It will certainly pay off. If you want to become better at online marketing, then take advantage of the free tools and instructions we provide for you. If you're not an experienced web marketer, and don't have the time or the interest to become one, then just join our program, and let us do all the work for you! It's 100% free to be promoted for life. And once we've built you a good, steady stream of income, maybe you'll have some extra time on your hands to build up some additional downline, and further increase your monthly income.

Basically, we don't expect you to do a damned thing until well after you've made a good profit!

Hey, I Want To Get My Program Rocking!

WE WILL MAKE YOU MONEY! WE WILL MAKE YOU MONEY!

Will this program make you filthy rich overnight? Nothing but the lottery will make you rich overnight. However, if you purchase 34 lottery tickets tonight, after the drawing you'll have even less going for you than you did this morning. The exact opposite is true about joining our program.

We will continue to increase your income every single month, and if you know anything at all about money, a growing alternate stream of income is not only the quickest way to financial security, but it can also be a real lifesaver! If the country goes into a recession and jobs become much harder to come by, then literally millions of people will be looking for opportunities like SelfishPricks.com to provide them with a much needed income. Those who are already members are going to have a HUGE advantage! And when times are good, your income will keep rising every year as well! Excellent! You'll suddenly be in step with the world economy! The simple truth is, it's a very harsh world out there. And it's very rare when you get a break like this. So don't screw it up!

No matter what you choose to do between the time you join and your life in the future, you'll smile whenever you think about the program that's on the job working for you, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, for the rest of your life. Speaking of which, since your membership is considered "real property", you can include it as a part of your living trust or will, as a permanent part of your estate. Who knows, maybe it will allow you to support many generations of your family to come. That is certainly possible, and it will definitely happen for many of our members.

Conversely, if you delay in becoming a member or even decide not to join altogether, you may not be hurting just yourself. You may be making a decision which will affect your children, and their children as well. Since this program is guaranteed to succeed, you may think of it as an investment in your future. It's much like an insurance policy, which promises a greater and greater return down the line. But there are five major distinctions: #1) our program has a small one-time payment #2) our program pays out continual dividends #3) our program has no limit or cap on the benefits you may receive #4) our program is like an annuity, but will increase in value #5) our program can be willed to your survivors AND their survivors.

Are you ready to start changing your life, and building real assets for your family's future? If your answer is no, then you either don't understand how our program works, or you simply cannot afford to join. Whatever the reason is, we invite you to return to SelfishPricks.com in the future, when you're more serious about your financial future.

Can this really be considered an investment?

This is absolutely an investment, and perhaps one of the best and safest investments you'll ever make. Firstly, you're putting up only $34.00 to become a lifetime member. Should you wish to discontinue your participation in our program after 4 months, we're going to refund you $50.00 for your time and trouble. Or you could put $34.00 in a bank and earn yourself a cool 12 cents in interest. Again, the choice is up to you.

How do we advertise for you?

We have worked out a deal with RunawayTraffic.com which provides a Lifetime Enterprise Pro membership to each of our members. This benefit currently retails for $21.95 purchased directly, but it will likely become more expensive in the future. We chose RunawayTraffic.com because it is one of the fastest growing Traffic Exchanges in the world, and will provide a huge number of unique visitors to your website. Should you ever wish to make changes to your RT Membership (i.e., add other websites, purchase additional credits, etc.) your access information will be included on the welcome page. Your account will include a number of unused URL positions, so you may add other sites you wish to promote, but keep in mind that you will run out of credits before the end of the month should you add more. Again, you may purchase additional credits should you wish, or surf for as many credits as you require.

How do I get my money?

AlertPay is a very powerful money system. Not only does it offer a huge number of payment options, it also has a number of flexible tools to access your funds. You may choose to add any checking account you have access to for quick and easy funds transfer. Also, they offer a universal Debit/ATM card so that you may access your funds virtually around the world! Spend your money at most POS locations which accept Debit Cards, or just choose to withdraw your funds (in cash) at millions of ATM machines around the world.

Why does my sponsor get 4 times the money I do?????

Hey, I knew you were going to ask me that question! The answer is really very simple; it rewards people more and more as their memberships go along, it encourages people to purchase additional advertising credits from our sponsors (as they become excited!), and it encourages people to drop everything else they're doing to promote SelfishPricks.com! Once our members start seeing a stream of $20.00 payments coming across their monitors on a regular basis, they quickly tend to realize on which side their bread is buttered. Think of it this way: once you've gotten your first downline member and he or she has gotten theirs, you've received $25.00 into your Safepay account. It won't be long until this process has duplicated itself, and you've been rewarded with $50.00; but that's just the beginning! Now, you've got 2 members out there, anxious to earn you another $20.00 and create additional downliners for themselves! Can you see the earning power of this program? Do you understand how you can go from zero to hero in just a few months? The only thing you need to know about people is this: they're all Selfish Pricks! So go for it!

Some people may not immediately love the idea of getting only $5.00 for their personal referrals while the guy who introduced them to the program gets $20.00...but they'll be frikkin' ecstatic once they're on the other end of the deal! And since it won't be long before they have 10, 20, even a hundred or more people in their downlines, that's when EVERYDAY BECOMES PAYDAY! We told you...this program is for Selfish Pricks!

Not only have you received access to thousands of dollars of marketing software, a Lifetime Enterprise Pro membership to RunawayTraffic.com, but you'll also have a continually growing army of people anxiously helping you to earn $20.00 payments just for allowing them to participate in the easiest online money program ever created! Okay, I know you're excited, but please play by the rules. No spamming! You'll get plenty of activity without it.

Let's face it...most programs are frustrating.

You know what's wrong with most online money programs? The only people who make any money are either the ones who created it, or the first dozen or so people to join. We think that just sucks, because there should be plenty of money out there for everyone. And we're more than happy with our $9.00 admin fee as we help the rest of you to build a strong, steady income. An income which will go on for years and years, and get larger each and every month! We won't disclose what we're paying our advertising resources, but suffice it to say that we will be around for a long, long time. It's just not that tough to make money, and we want you to see just how easy it can be! Once you're a member, you can decide whether you want to do any additional promotion or not. But from the moment you join, we're on the job marketing for you.

Most online money programs count on their members to go out and get other people excited about becoming involved. Not SelfishPricks.com...we couldn't care less if you do anything or not. We will leave that entirely up to you. We already know that some people are absolute marketing tornadoes, and that they'll be spreading our program out to every corner of the earth. And we also know that the majority of people out there are looking for a nice, easy free ride. Well, that's okay with us, because we built this program around their selfishness. And because the payout is so high when someone joins through one of your downline's pages, lazy people will see a generous flow of cash, and the dynamos out there will soon have more money than they know what to do with. Doesn't that sound like a really great compromise? We want everyone to be happy with our concept, and we believe that every month we'll be creating a larger number of happier members.

Why did you name your program SelfishPricks.com?

We've been around the Internet world for a while, and we've learned that shock-value is a really great motivator. If you're out having a cocktail and you simply mention SelfishPricks.com, several people will later take a look, just to "be in the loop". And when you tell them that you're a member, they'll ask you to tell them what it's all about. Just another opportunity to create an additional stream of income. Once this gets moving for you, I guarantee you'll be telling everyone you know about it. And just the name will hold their attention.

Will this program make me rich?

Let me just say that this program has the potential to make you more money than anything you've ever seen offered on the web. It can also produce a more steady and continually growing income than any hourly job out there. And after a few months, you could easily be earning more than most professional occupations will provide. The idea of not cashing-in on such an easy & risk-free additional stream of income is virtually absurd. With our guarantee you have absolutely nothing to lose, and a life-changing income potential to gain. Just think about how pleased you'll be everytime you see that a new member has joined your downline. Imagine the thrill as you see more and more $20.00 payments streaming in, as your downline continues to build their own team. Can you honestly say you wouldn't want to be a part of a program like this? Become a member this very minute, so you'll never have to join another program again. You will not be disappointed.

Give me two good reasons I should join this program.

I think the two best reasons to become a member are the complete freedom and the unlimited potential. From the very day you join, we begin doing all the work for you. There's nothing to learn, nothing to hook up, and nothing to worry about. We'll take care of 100% of everything, so you know you'll be up and running correctly. Between the tools which we supply you, and the tools which Safepaysolutions provides, you'll have comprehensive, up-to-date information about how your program is working. You may choose to sit back, relax & enjoy the ride, or you might be a pro-active personality. And if you're not the aggressive type, it's likely that many members in your downline will be. The important thing is that you'll be on the profitable side of the curve, and how much (or little) you wish to participate is entirely up to you. We won't bother you either, since we don't believe in blasting out a bunch of cheerleading emails. You know when you feel like promoting, and it's not our place to second guess you.

Oh, I also mentioned the unlimited potential. Suppose that 2 months from now there are 20 people in your downline. You didn't do anything to recruit them, because we did it all for you. This would mean that you have received $400.00 from their initial membership fees, not to mention that your downline has been growing on a weekly basis. The odds are, your next two months will be even more productive. Our guess is that you'll start promoting your URL at that point. Again, you don't have to, but your mother didn't raise a fool, right? Whatever fits into your lifestyle, your schedule or your couch potato philosophy is okay with us. We just want you to smile when you say...

SelfishPricks.com!